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ANACONDOMS!!!!!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
wow
is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
WHAT.
remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
(Bolding for emphasis)
Please for the love of FUCK do not buy this.
FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS OWN A XBOX ONE.
4 hours ago
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“Michael, he’s touching me.”
“Shit, Gavin, I think he likes you!”Frienderman makes a move.
6 hours ago
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Anonymous asked you: How about Michael saving a wounded Gavin from a Creeper? :P Saying like, “Don’t worry buddy, I wont let him hurt you!” or something…. I think it would be adorable.Michael finds Gavin too late and the wounds are too severe, he’s just bleeding and Michael is babbling and rambling over and over telling Gavin, “Don’t, don’t worry! Don’t worry I’m sure Geoff or Jack or Ray is nearby and has some food and we’ll patch you up buddy don’t worry just hang on-” “M-Michael, ‘m fine..! J, just a scratch..!” he coughs and Michael can’t help the tears and he’s trying to stop the bleeding but Gavin is slipping and Michael can only hold him.
I…. APOLOGIZE……. SEVERELY………
6 hours ago
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w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
*Unemployed^
Let’s go through the list, shall we?
- Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
- Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
- Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
- Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.
6 hours ago
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all fighting for the throne